Popping a Kcup into my Keurig coffee maker is (nearly) the first thing I do each morning. Without a warm coffee and jolt of caffeine, at the very least I wouldn’t be in a good mood. I view a cup of coffee in the morning as a little treat for getting up before 6 a.m. to start writing.

In the United States, some joke that coffee is more commonly drank than tap water. The beverage has grown into a massive international business with all sorts of businesses supporting the industry from farmers to growers all the way down to the local coffee shop. The US coffee market is projected to be worth $11.3 billion in 2021.

Are you about to share your cup of coffee on social media? Before hitting publish, here are the best captions and quotes to ensure the photo gets more visibility on Instagram or Facebook.

Coffee Captions

  • An espresso in one hand, confidence in the other.
  • Any time is a good time for coffee.
  • Caffeine and sugar are definitely the two most basic food groups.
  • Caffeine is the foundation of the food pyramid.
  • Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.
  • Doing justice to the beans!
  • Eight cups of coffee a day, keeps the doctor away.
  • Espresso now, compliments later.
  • Experience love at first sip.
  • Follow your heart, but take coffee with you.
  • Friends are better than coffee. But only by a tiny margin.
  • Inhale the caffeine, exhale the bullsh*t.
  • Life begins after coffee.
  • Love is in the air, and it smells a lot like coffee.
  • Mysterious, charismatic, and dark.
  • Shout-out to wifi, coffee and ambition.
  • Sip sip, hooray!
  • Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed!
  • This is unquestionably a human necessity.
  • What pairs well with coffee? Another cup, of course!
  • You had me at, ‘Starbucks.’
coffee and phone

Let’s talk about a second cup of coffee.

  • Latte laughter and espresso smiles.
  • Sipping on my daily dose of inspiration.
  • In a committed relationship with my coffee cup.
  • Espresso yourself – one sip at a time.
  • Where there’s coffee, there’s a way.
  • Drip coffee and deep thoughts.
  • Caffeine & dreams: a perfect blend.
  • Brew-tiful moments at my favorite spot.
  • Stirring up some coffee and creativity.
  • Bean there, sipped that.
  • Caffeine loading… please wait.
  • Latte art and heart starts.
  • Finding my purpose in every coffee cup.
  • A day without coffee is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
  • Coffee: because adulting is hard.
  • Sipping my way to sophistication.
  • My blood type is coffee positive.
  • Spilling the beans on my love for coffee.
  • Bigger the coffee, brighter the ideas.
  • On a coffee shop rendezvous.

Coffee Quotes

  • A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more. – Jayne Mansfield
  • A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Alfred Renyi
  • Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphnse Allias
  • Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard. – Anne Spencer

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

  • I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot
  • I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster
  • I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard
  • I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Regan
  • I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
  • If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln

It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom. – Jonathan Swift

  • Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future. – Ian Somerhalder
  • Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby
  • Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. – Edward Abbey
  • Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman
dutch bros coffee

Dutch Bros Coffee.

Funny Coffee Captions

  • When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.
  • Barista: A coffee alchemist.
  • Bean thinking about you a latte.
  • My morning routine: A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
  • Coffee: Because crack isn’t acceptable at work.
  • I like my coffee like I like my jokes – dark and strong.
  • Espresso may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
  • I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.
  • Decaf? No, it’s pronounced “why bother.”
  • Coffee: the most important meal of the day.
  • Hit me with your best shot – of espresso.
  • Life’s too short for bad coffee.
  • I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.
  • A day without coffee is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
  • I followed my heart, and it led me to the coffee pot.
  • Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.

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  • Keep your friends close and your coffee closer.
  • Instant human, just add coffee.
  • My birthstone is a coffee bean.
  • The grind never stops… but neither does the coffee.
  • Bean there, done that
  • Because crack isn’t accepted in the workplace.
  • Better latte than never
  • Cappuccino? More like Cappucci-yes!
  • Cheers to my cup of sanity!
  • Don’t cha wish your coffee was hot like me?
  • Don’t tell anyone, but my favorite co-worker is the coffee machine.
  • Drinking coffee doesn’t make me awesome. I’m already awesome. But things get more interesting and fun when I’m awesome and awake.
  • Either you choose your espresso, or you let espresso choose you
  • Fire burns and cauldrons bubble. This hot brew shall keep me out of trouble.
  • For Whom the Bean Tolls
  • Given enough coffee, I could conquer the world and make everything mine.
  • I like big cups and I cannot lie.
  • Just sip it.
  • Let’s stir up some trouble!
  • Rise and grind!
  • Sorry, it’s latte.
  • The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee
  • This is how we brew it
  • Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee
  • Where you bean all my life?
  • Women aren’t supposed to make coffee…the Bible says, “He-brews”
coffee shop

Inside a coffee shop.

Night Coffee Captions for Instagram

  • Hocus pocus! I need coffee to focus!
  • More espresso, less depresso
  • Bottomless thanks!
  • So frustrated! I need to venti
  • Better latte than never!
  • Hello, this is my mug shot
  • Just so you know, this is my resting coffee face
  • Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed
  • Dear coffee, I dreamt of you last night
  • My body runs on coffee
  • Caffeine is the other Vitamin C
  • A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away
  • Take life one sip at a time
  • I’ll give it my best shot.
  • Hello darkness, my old friend.
  • I prefer it black, just like my soul.
  • Who says coffee is just for mornings?
  • Midnight brews for late-night thoughts.
  • Decaf dreams under starry skies.
  • Coffee: Turning night owls into wise owls.
  • When the moon is out, so is my coffee cup.
  • Nighttime is just a coffee break from sleep.
  • Dark night, dark roast.
  • Iced coffee under the moonlight.
  • Sipping into the midnight silence.
  • For the love of coffee and quiet nights.
  • Breaking the rules with a late-night espresso.
  • Coffee: My nocturnal companion.
  • Under the stars with a steamy cup.
  • Decaf delight for sweet dreams.
  • Moonlit mugs and cozy hugs.
  • Counting stars with coffee at hand.
  • Twilight tastes better with coffee.
  • Nightcaps are better as coffee.
  • Evening serenity, one sip at a time.
  • Brewing tranquility in the late hours.

Morning Coffee Captions

  • After the night comes the coffee.
  • But first, coffee.
  • Can you forgive me for what I’ve said before my morning coffee?
  • Coffee aka survival juice
  • Coffee is my love language.
  • Coffee is the blood of life.
  • Coffee, because it’s too early for wine.
  • Don’t underestimate the power of coffee and a girl with a dream.
  • Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.
  • First, I drink the coffee; then, I do the things.
  • Have a brewtiful day.
  • May your coffee kick in before reality does.
  • Maybe they’re born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.
  • Mend the broken morning with broken beans.
  • My blood type is coffee.
  • The sun always comes up with coffee.
  • The time? Coffee o’clock.
  • This is my coffee morning.
  • Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.
  • With enough coffee, I could rule the world
  • You can cry over spilled milk all you want. But with spilled coffee, no amount of crying will save you.
coffee bar

Inside a modern coffee bar.

Captions for Coffee Lovers

  • A day without coffee is…just kidding, I have no idea
  • Always down for a coffee date
  • As a matter fact, coffee and love have the same taste—bittersweet!
  • Behind every great day is a cup of coffee
  • Coffee always sounds like a brilliant idea.
  • Coffee: the hot friend I was telling you about
  • Death before decaf!
  • Did you know that coffee ranks second as the most traded commodity in the world?
  • I can speak in fluent beans.
  • I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.
  • I love you a latte.
  • I never smile or laugh. Well, not until I’ve had my first coffee of the day.
  • I’ll take a coffee with my sunshine
  • It’s amazing when the coffee starts kicking in and I realize what an endearing daredevil I’m going to be today.
  • Just add coffee and I’ll be what everyone calls an instant human.
  • Life is short – have another cup of coffee.

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  • Life without espresso is similar to something without something. Please pardon my nonsense, I haven’t had my shot yet.
  • More love and coffee, please.
  • My birthstone is a coffee bean.
  • My coffee and I: strong, bitter, and hot enough to burn you
  • No one can stop me from drinking this whole pot of coffee. Don’t even try getting in my way!
  • Quiet, please! I’m trying to convert the coffee I just drank into badassery.
  • Some call it self-confidence – I call it coffee
  • Sometimes, I think can do anything. Then, the coffee stops working.
  • The accessory that always matches my outfit: coffee
  • The moment you see me holding a mug of coffee in my hand, that means I’m busy.
  • This is the hot friend of mine that I keep telling you about.
  • Unless you’re a tall, dark, and rich cup of coffee, I’m not interested.

Coffee Captions with Friends

  • Be fa-brew-lous!
  • Don’t worry, be frappé.
  • Espresso now, compliments later.
  • Espresso yourself.
  • Everything I brew, I brew for you.
  • I made pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.
  • I’ve bean thinking about you a latte.
  • More love and coffee, please.
  • Mugs and kisses.

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  • Thanks a latte for me being my friend.
  • We’ve all bean there.
  • Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me.
  • You keep me ground-ed.
  • You mocha me very happy.
  • You perk up my heart.
  • Let’s toast to drinking coffee with friends.
small batch coffee london

Small batch coffee.

Iced Coffee Captions for Instagram

  • Another day, another cup of iced coffee.
  • But first, iced coffee.
  • For the love of iced coffee.
  • Have an iced day.
  • I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need an iced coffee.
  • I like long walks to go get iced coffee.
  • Iced coffee is always a good idea.
  • Iced coffee is my love language.
  • Iced to meet you.
  • Iced, iced coffee, baby
  • Keep it sweet like a caramel drizzle.
  • May the cold brew be with you.
  • My best friend is a little icy.
  • My relationship status this summer: It’s caffeinated.
  • Paradise is anywhere with iced coffee.
  • Sweet iced coffee of mine.
  • Tell me about your cold brew.
  • There’s a 100% chance I’ll get another iced coffee today.
  • There’s no problem an iced coffee can’t solve.
  • Too much Monday, not enough iced coffee.
  • Wanna hear a joke? There’s no more iced coffee.
  • When life gives you lemons, trade them for iced coffee.
  • Yes, this is my second iced coffee of the day. Thanks for asking.
  • Sipping on sunshine in a cup.
  • Iced coffee: Because adulting needs a chill pill.
  • Cool beans for hot days.
  • Vanilla vibes in my iced coffee life.
  • Iced, spiced, and everything nice.
  • A little ice and a lot of happiness.
  • Caramel swirls for summer twirls.
  • My daily dose of cold brew zen.
  • Beating the heat, one iced latte at a time.
  • Mocha magic in my icy mix.
  • Iced coffee enthusiast on duty.
  • Hazelnut happiness in a cup.
  • Sunshine, summertime, and iced coffee time.
  • Chilled out with chocolate drizzle.
  • Who needs a therapist when you’ve got iced coffee?
  • Keeping cool with my favorite brew.
  • Iced coffee: my kind of morning dew.
  • A sip of iced coffee, a leap of joy.
  • My pick-me-up is cold and caffeinated.
  • Iced to meet you, coffee my love.

I hope you enjoyed these captions and quotes about one of my favorite beverages. With that, I’m going brew my second cup of Joe for the morning.