Thick, rich, sweet and creamy – custards are the ultimate dessert in my humble opinion. They make biting into pastries and cakes so interestingly delicious that you can’t resist but grab a second helping.

If you have a custard business that you want to promote on social media these custard captions and quotes can be used to apply to a photo or video. Check out all my ideas below.

Custard Captions

  • Having seconds won’t hurt.
  • Custard on desserts is always a good idea.
  • Always save room for an extra round of custard.
  • Make your desserts extra creamier.
  • Cap off the meal with a custard dessert.
  • If there’s custard in it, I ain’t sharing.
  • Custard makes my world go round.
  • Make desserts taste extra delicious with custard.
  • Custard – The star of the dessert.
  • Pastries taste better with custard in them.
  • Down on the dumps? Treat yourself to frozen custard.
  • My happy pill comes in the form of custard.
  • I live on custard.
  • My choice of sweet treat is having desserts with custard in them.
  • There’s no right or wrong way to eat custard.
  • Make your day creamier with custard.
  • Keep calm and have a slice of custard cake.
  • Finish off that custard on your fingers!
  • Life without custard is a sad one.
  • Always leave space for custard!
  • There’s no such thing as too much custard.
  • I have a sweet tooth for custard.
  • You don’t need an occasion to have custard.
  • Celebrate with custard desserts!
  • Status: Too busy eating custard.
  • Sweet dreams are made of custard.
  • The taste of custard makes me happy.
  • This is your sign to have custard.
  • Will do anything for custard.
  • Happiness starts with a spoonful of custard.
  • Get a load of this custard.
  • Treat yourself to heaven.
  • Craving for custard.
  • But first, custard.
  • Custard brings out the joy in you.
  • Custard delights!
  • Enjoy the creamy goodness of custard.
  • Let’s get that custard!
  • Live, laugh, love custard.
  • Custard makes desserts interesting.
  • Obsessed with custard.
  • Indulge in custard goodness.
  • Seek and you shall find custard.

Custard Quotes

  • “Lemon curd is a basic custard, meaning it’s thickened by eggs.” – Claire Saffitz
  • “And if I wasn’t dieting or looking after myself, my favourite pudding would be bread and butter pudding with custard, ice cream and clotted cream all together!” – Neil Warnock
  • “Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can’t nail them to a wall.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

“The best place to use vanilla beans is anywhere where they won’t be mixed in with a million other flavors. Anything with dairy, yogurt, milk, cream, or eggs – any custard or flan – how can it be bad?” – Alex Guarnaschelli

  • “A lot of old Australian bakeries used a lot of trans-fats but I just wanted to use quality ingredients – butter, cream, custard – to produce a high-quality product.” – Adriano Zumbo
  • “I think it’s acceptable to eat custard on Sundays.” – Gemma Collins
  • “God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.” – Lynn Redgrave
  • “Temperature is the key to making a smooth custard butter cream.” – Adriano Zumbo
  • “And what’s interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.” – Rowan Atkinson
  • “Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a pie and thrown?” – Yotam Ottolenghi
  • “I wish I was slimmer, but cheesecake, crumble and custard, panna cotta… I love ’em all!” – Zoe Ball
  • “Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He’s mad as custard.” – Noel Gallagher
  • “Speaking as someone who didn’t go through the U.K. school system, with all the culinary baggage that entails, I am inordinately fond of custard in any shape or form.” – Yotam Ottolenghi
  • “Custard puddings, sauces and fillings accompany the seven ages of man in sickness and in health.” – Irma S. Rombauer
  • “I’ve got such a sweet tooth. I do miss the U.K. where you get sticky toffee pudding or custard, all that.” – Mo Farah
  • “Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.” – Ambrose Bierce
  • “When you’re three, you’re into custard, and jumping.” – Russell Howard

“Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie.” – Hyman Rickover

  • “And the memories of Sunday roasts with pudding and custard.” – Abigail George (Author)
  • “She talks big, but she’s made of custard.” – Amanda Bouchet (Author)
  • “When you’re nailing a custard pie to the wall, and it starts to wilt, it doesn’t do any good to hammer in more nails.” – Wallace Stegner (Author)
  • “Anarchy is like custard cooking over a flame; it has to be constantly stirred or it sticks and gets heavy, like government.” – Tom Robbins (Author)
  • “You couldn’t get worse food, or food more detached from nature, if you tried. If you have an apple, you’re connected to an apple tree. If you have a dish of set custard and half a glace cherry you’re not connected to anything.” – Jo Walton (Author)
  • “We’re a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple.” – Gail Carriger (Author)

Custard Hashtags

  • #baking
  • #caramel
  • #custard
  • #custardcake
  • #custardcream
  • #cremebrulee
  • #creampuff
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  • #dessert
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  • #dessertoftheday
  • #eclair
  • #eclairs
  • #eggtart
  • #eggtarts
  • #frozencustard

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  • #fruit
  • #fruits
  • #millefeuille
  • #pastry
  • #pastrylove
  • #pastrylife
  • #pumpkinpie
  • #pie
  • #sweet
  • #sweets
  • #sweettooth
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  • #trifle
  • #vanilla
  • #vanillacake
  • #yummy

Custard Puns

  • Our flan is coming together!
  • This tastes a little off pudding.
  • It’s time for flan B.
  • Sharing is having joint custardy of a dessert.
  • Custard is when an egg and cream have a baby.
  • Custard-coating my words.
  • Custard gets me all flustered.
  • Sinfully delicious.
  • If people get a sugar rush, I get a custard rush.
  • Treat yourself to custard everyday.
  • You had me at custard.
  • A spoonful of custard makes the world go round or something like that.
  • Any dessert is delicious as long as there’s custard in them.
  • Custard is a simple pleasure in life.
  • Eat custard. Be happy.
  • Happiness is knowing you have unlimited custard.
  • Custard is a mood-lifter.
  • Make life sweeter by having a spoonful of custard.
  • Custard is reserved for dessert.
  • Custard is edible happiness.
  • Life is boring without custard.
  • Make the world a better place. Eat custard.
  • Fill up on some custard.
  • Certified custard lover!

Custard Cream Puns

  • Thanks for always pudding up with me.
  • You can have your custard and eat it too.
  • Donut worry. Be bavaraian cream happy.
  • Today is a custard good day.
  • Always leave room for custard.
  • I cannoli have eyes for you.
  • You’re the creamiest.
  • I won’t ever dessert you.
  • I didn’t know love until I found custard.
  • You’re my one cannoli.
  • I pie for you.
  • You are flantastic.
  • Custard in our hearts.
  • Got a crushtard on you!
  • You are the custard to my eclairs.
  • You are as sweet as custard.
  • You dessert the best.
  • I love you from the bottom of my tart.
  • You are totally my crushtard.
  • We’re made for each other.
  • Be a custard in a world full of whipped cream.
  • The proof is in the custard.
  • I love you very custardly.
  • Second helpings are yum.

Fruit Custard Captions

  • It’s a mix of delight!
  • Fruity delights in just one bowl.
  • You can’t go wrong with fruit and custard.
  • Fruity and creamy. That’s the way to do it.
  • Add a whole lot of custard to your fruit bowl to make it yummier.
  • You can’t say no to this.
  • You’ll want another round.
  • Dig in!
  • Fruit on your custard makes it more interesting.
  • Need a healthy custard dessert? Add fruit.
  • You’ll want to have it after every meal.
  • A spoonful of fruit custard makes all your worries go away.
  • You’ll want more of this.
  • Fruit custard is the dessert you’ll want to have again and again.
  • Of course this is the second serving!
  • Can’t have fruits without any custard.
  • Love the way fruits and custard just match.
  • You can’t go wrong with custard even if they’re on fruits.
  • Fruity custardy goodness.
  • Heaven in a bowl.
  • Fruit custard is one way to say desserts are healthy.
  • Fruit and custard. Together, they make a very yummy dessert.
  • What’s fruity and sweet and yummy? Fruit custard!
  • If they say custard is unhealthy, add fruits.

Caramel Custard Captions

  • Desserts like caramel custard is a way to bring families together.
  • Smooth like butter.
  • Flan is a dessert that brings families together.
  • The taste of caramel custard is like heaven.
  • An explosion of sweet and yummy flavors.
  • Caramel and custard go perfectly well together.
  • If you can have only one dessert, what would it be? Mine is a caramel custard.
  • The taste of caramel custard makes you fall in love with it over and over again.
  • How can a simple looking dessert be this delicious!
  • Love at first spoonful.
  • If the custard don’t wiggle wiggle, i don’t want it.
  • I’d eat that in a snap.
  • Caramel custard for the win!
  • Keep calm and eat your flan.
  • Flan is a dessert that you’ll never notice how much you’ve eaten until it’s already gone.
  • You can’t portion a caramel custard. The whole thing is just for you!
  • The best things in life are caramel custard dessert.
  • Everyday is flan day if you want it to be.
  • There’s no such thing as just one serving of flan.
  • Caramel custard is always a favorite.
  • There’s always room for dessert. Especially if it’s caramel custard.
  • Whoever discovered caramel custard is a lifesaver.
  • Life is all about deciding whether to eat flan now or later.
  • Caramel custard today. Caramel custard tomorrow!

Custard Cake Captions

  • Snack on a custard cake on the go!
  • Your sugar levels are rising but the custard cake is calling.
  • Can’t say no to this!
  • The best treat for everyday blues.
  • Custard cake – a slice isn’t enough.
  • Tasty and sweet. Just the way I like it.
  • Custard cake is meant to be devoured.
  • Custard cake is a cake full of happiness.
  • Bite into sweet and creamy goodness.
  • Custard cake is an everyday staple.
  • Have a slice or maybe two!
  • Chilled custard cake is simply amazing.
  • Enjoying a custard cake on a break.
  • Cake and custard together is a match made in heaven.
  • Indulge in a custard cake dessert today.
  • Custard cake tastes like an explosion of magic.
  • Getting a delicious shock from this slice of custard cake.
  • Custard cake – What an incredible masterpiece.
  • Need me a slice of custard cake now!
  • How can a cake be this delicate and delicious at the same time?
  • Soft, sweet, and pillow-y. Custard cakes are divine.
  • Any other cake that’s not a custard cake is simply just a regular cake.
  • Obsessed with such a creamy luscious cake.
  • One is never full from just a slice of custard cake.

Fruit Custard Quotes

  • It’s a mix of everything fruity and delicious!
  • You can’t go wrong with fresh fruit and creamy custard.
  • The easiest custard dessert ever.
  • A childhood dessert you can’t get enough of.
  • The classic sweet treat you’ll love.
  • The custard that takes you back in time.
  • Delicious creamy custard with mixed fruits. It’s healthy!
  • Dessert that’s perfect for the kids!
  • Fruit custard – simple and easy.
  • A refreshing dessert everyone will love.
  • How to enjoy fruits? Make them with custard!
  • A summer dessert that’s light and refreshing.
  • Fruits. Custard. Mix. Eat.
  • An abundance of fruits means it’s fruit custard time!
  • The fun way to enjoy fruits.
  • Chill down with a bowl of fruit custard.
  • Fruit custard – simply mix and chill.
  • A simple custard dessert that everyone will love.
  • Flavorful and light – Fruit custards are delicious!
  • Fruit custard – a no-frills and stress-free dessert.
  • Chilled creamy custard with fruits. Tastes like heaven!
  • Dessert perfection is a fruit custard.
  • When life gives you fruits, make fruit custard.
  • Summers are fruit custard season.

Custard Dessert Quotes

  • “You can’t beat a good millefeuille, which is basically a posh custard slice. Yum!” – Fiona Bruce
  • “Dad was a baker, and we lived above the bakery, so I was always popping down to have an apple pie or a doughnut or a custard or gypsy tart.” – Paul Hollywood
  • “You must pre-bake the bottom crust of a custard pie, but this is a tricky step in the pie-making process.” – Claire Saffitz
  • “I love apple crumble and custard – that’s my little treat.” – Jimi Manuwa
  • “I love roasted pecans. I’ll make a sort of granola with the roasted pecans, turn that into a super nutty pie crust, and top that with apple-syrup pudding and top that with cooked custard and maple syrup.” – Christina Tosi
  • “Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness – I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London.” – Eva Green
  • “I took a cookery course. On the examination, I had to cook a cheese omelet with peas and an egg custard. With the egg custard, which was supposed to be a dessert, I forget to put the sugar in, so that’s more of a quiche, isn’t it?” – Lesley Nicol
  • “Flan is really all about the caramel. Sure, when made right, the custard will be creamy and rich without being dense or heavy, with a little jiggle that melts in your mouth.” – Sohla El-Waylly
  • “Once a month we have ‘dessert for dinner’ night. I’ll make four separate desserts. They’ll come home from school and eat as much cake and custard and ice cream as they can physically get in their guts. Because sometimes I think, let them just be children.” – Nadiya Hussain
  • “You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.” – Alexander Pope
  • “I miss Manchester, especially the apple crumble and custard they served at Carrington after training.” – Cristiano Ronaldo

“My favourite pudding is a toss-up between cheesecake – proper, New York cheesecake – and apple crumble and custard.” – Tom Hiddleston

  • “It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!” – Rachel
  • “Creme Brulee is the ultimate ‘guy’ dessert. Make it and he’ll follow you anywhere.” – Ina Garten (Author)
  • “In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the crispness of the golden outer crust and the unadulterated pleasure of a lightly set custard that makes the world seem a better place to live.” – Clement Freud
  • “Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple,” – Lewis Carroll (Author)
  • “Finding love is like making creme brulee. It may take a few tries before you get it right.” – Crystal Woods
  • “There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing…” – Joe Hill (Author)
  • “Go, my dear, and see how thy grandmamma does, for I hear she has been very ill; carry her a custard, and this little pot of butter.” – Andrew Lang (Author)
  • “The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high.” – Kurt Vonnegut
  • “Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.” – George Orwell
  • “The custard should be firm but not immobile.” – Nigella Lawson
  • “Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie.” — James David Barber
  • “Everything French is amazing, especially creme brulee, but then burnt sugar works for me in any capacity.” – Rashida Jones (Author)

Custard Cake Quotes

  • “In the past few years, we’ve been doing amazing stuff with desserts. Pastry chefs have been using herbs and spices in their desserts. So vanilla cake doesn’t have to be just vanilla, it can have a little thyme. Or you could have a custard with a little lavender in it, which is just amazing.” – Ron Ben-Israel
  • “We invented the Black Forest trifle. It’s got all the flavours of the Black Forest Gateau but in a trifle, using chocolate custard. You’ve got your kirsch, your cherries, the chocolate custard, the sponge and the cream.” – Dave Myers
  • “Custard is very important, or dark chocolate mousse. Tea: probably Earl Grey, splash of milk.” – Tom Hiddleston
  • “Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I’ll have one spice that’s for sweets, and that’s pumpkin pie spice.” – Sandra Lee
  • “She removed my empty plate, replaced it with a bowl containing a steaming slice of spotted dick with thick yellow custard drizzled all over it.” – Neil Gaiman
  • “I informed him that when you eat one of those cuppy containers of flan, you are in heaven and smile for the rest of the day.” — Kresley Cole
  • “When life lands a hammer blow in your face, do your best to respond to the hammer as if it had been a cream pie.” – Dean Koontz

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  • “I like to make pies. Thats kind of my new obsession – peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin.” – Morgan Saylor
  • “My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth – chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert.” – Deborra-Lee Furness
  • “We invented the Black Forest trifle. It’s got all the flavours of the Black Forest Gateau but in a trifle, using chocolate custard. You’ve got your kirsch, your cherries, the chocolate custard, the sponge and the cream.” – Dave Myers
  • “I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” – Robert Breault
  • “The only highlight of the evening was that I discovered flan.” ? Bill Hader

Frozen Custard Quotes

  • “Tastee-Freeze was a sort of frozen custard. It gave all the pleasure that ice cream could give, without the stiffness and bitter coldness of ice cream.” – Kurt Vonnegut (Author)
  • “I’d bring you mountains of cheese and frozen custard and coffee with too much cream and sugar.” – Amy E. Reichert (Author)
  • “Most people who try it realize it’s better than ice cream. There’s less air and less ice crystals—those are the two things that make ice cream bad when it goes bad. So custard is inherently better.” – Chef Anthony Carron
  • “Apparently at the concert, he was talking to some of the concertgoers at the show about frozen custard … and he threw out to the crowd that if somebody would go out and get him some frozen custard, he would provide tickets and airline transportation to his next show in New York.” Leon’s owner Ron Schneider on Harry Connick Jr.
  • “Blood might be thicker than water, but definitely not as thick as frozen custard.” – Freddy’s Frozen Custard & Steakburgers

Custard Industry Statistics

Here are the following custard industry statistics to keep you up to date:

  • The market size of custard powder, which is an ingredient to making instant custard, is expected to reach millions of dollars by 2029.
  • The frozen custard market is estimated to reach a value of $ 1.56 billion.
  • Crème brûlée is considered as the most popular custard in the world.
  • Frozen custard saw a 134% increase in year over year revenue in 2016.
  • The biggest Crème brûlée ever made weighed 1,599.96 lbs and was created by students of the Le Cordon Bleu Program at the Orlando Culinary Academy in 2005.

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