Mondays are cruel on all of us. Fortunately, Margarita Mondays exist, not only to get us through the first day of the week or anytime where in need of a mental break. In fact, Americans rank the margarita as the number one alcoholic drink. I’ll drink to that. 

If you’re running a bar or restaurant offering margaritas, promoting the drinks for Happy Hour on social media is key. But taking an appealing photo won’t be enough. You’ll need to pair the image with a superb caption for maximum impact. To save you some trouble, I came up with hundreds of margarita captions and quotes you can use. All you need to do now is scroll down and pick out the ones that you like best.

Margarita Captions

  • Take a day off with a margarita.
  • Fiesta, siesta, margarita. Repeat.
  • Nothing says the weekend like a margarita.
  • Margarita is definitely cheaper than a therapist.
  • There’s no such thing as too much margaritas.
  • Keep calm and drink a margarita.
  • This is your sign to pour yourself a glass of margarita.
  • Margaritas do wonders to my mood.
  • The margaritas made me do it!
  • Margarita is the best medicine.
  • All I need is right here in this glass of margarita.
  • Ready for a margarita-filled weekend!
  • Ain’t no party like a margarita party!
  • Margaritas to help welcome the weekend.
  • Let me be your margarita man.

Mint Margarita Captions

  • Cool and sexy at the same time.
  • If satisfaction is what you seek, a mint margarita is what you need.
  • Have a mint margarita when you want something cool.
  • Introducing your best friend during the summer: mint margarita!
  • Margaritas just got a whole lot cooler.
  • Is the party getting hot? Cool down with a mint margarita.
  • Let this mint margarita take you places.
  • It’s a margarita but with a cool twist!
  • More than just lemon, salt, and ice.
  • Will prepare an amazing mint margarita for you.
  • Summer cocktails absolutely require a mint.
  • Is the weather making you sweat? Taste this refreshing mint margarita.
  • Let this mint margarita excite you!
  • Mint and margaritas? Now that’s a cool combo.
  • This mint margarita is all you need.

Frozen Margarita Captions

  • Summer’s got you down? Have a frozen margarita right now.
  • One mean frozen margarita right here!
  • The best margarita is a frozen one.
  • Margaritas are best served frozen.
  • Love and a frozen margarita is all that’s needed.
  • A frozen margarita is the best thing for the summer.
  • If the margarita ain’t frozen, we ain’t having it.
  • What’s better than a frozen margarita? A pitcher of frozen margarita.
  • One you’ve had a frozen margarita, you’ll never go back.
  • Adding a little chill to summer.
  • If you haven’t had a frozen margarita, you’re missing out.
  • We’ll make your summer cold.
  • Love is a frozen margarita.
  • One frozen margarita just isn’t enough.
  • When summer’s getting really hot, it’s time for a frozen margarita.

Mango Margarita Captions

The mango margarita.

  • Nothing’s better than a mango margarita.
  • A mango margarita is the best margarita.
  • You’re going to love our mango margarita!
  • When mangoes aren’t enough.
  • A mango margarita should be your go-to drink.
  • Summer’s here! Enjoy a glass of mango margarita.
  • When it’s raining mangoes, make mango margaritas and share with your friends.
  • A mango margarita is enough to change someone’s mood.
  • In the mood for fun? Here’s a mango margarita?
  • I love my margarita with a mango mixed in it.
  • Feeling thirsty? Have a few glasses of margarita and see what happens.
  • Pour a glass of mango margarita and chill out.
  • Having a mango margarita on a hot day is always a good idea.
  • Mangoes in the form of an alcoholic drink? Yes, please!
  • Nothing says freshness better than a mango margarita.

Margarita Monday Captions

Is it Monday yet?

  • If there’s a Taco Tuesday, there should be a Margarita Monday.
  • Drinking on a Monday is okay as long as it’s a margarita.
  • Having a margarita is the best way to get through Mondays.
  • Can’t believe it’s Monday again. Thank goodness I have a margarita.
  • The best way to enjoy Mondays is by drinking a margarita.
  • Mondays always suck, but a glass of margarita sure helps.
  • Margarita Monday is what I’m looking forward to.
  • You can’t spell Monday without a margarita.
  • Ain’t no party like a Margarita Monday party!
  • Our boss actually promotes Margarita Mondays.
  • Love how margaritas can change my view about Monday.
  • Got the Monday blues? A margarita can instantly fix that.
  • Gotta have my margarita fix, especially on Mondays.
  • Taco crunchin’ on Tuesdays and margarita sippin’ on Mondays!
  • How can you enjoy a Monday you ask? Have a glass of margarita.

Senorita Captions

  • Let’s have a taste of that delicious senorita!
  • A senorita is all I need.
  • This senorita needs a margarita!
  • If it ain’t a senorita, I’m not drinking it.
  • Senorita margaritas are the best things to happen in summer.
  • A senorita is what you need on a hot day.
  • One glass of senorita can make your world go round.
  • Love that first sip of a senorita.

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  • You need to level up from gin. Try a glass of senorita.
  • Margaritas and senoritas are the perfect combo.
  • Have a pitcher of senorita and chill out.
  • Made an improvement on a superstitious belief. Salt margaritas, not the ground.
  • Don’t blame me. This senorita made me do it!
  • All you need is love and a glass of senorita.
  • This senorita changed my whole life.

Drink Captions

  • There will be no working during drinking hours.
  • It’s happy hour. The best time of the day.
  • Time to count the happy hours.
  • Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.
  • Bottoms up everyone!
  • Live every hour like it’s happy hour!
  • The office happy hour only happens when I’m out for work.
  • When you have a lot on your mind, you need to drink about it.
  • You know what day it is! It’s Thirsty Thursday!
  • Save water, drink margaritas.
  • Friday called. They’re on their way and they’re bringing margaritas.
  • Worked hard all week to put margaritas on this table.
  • Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.
  • Only good vibes happen during happy hour.
  • Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.

Salt Captions

Do you like a salted rim?

  • Salt is best paired with a glass of margarita.
  • Who knew salt would level up your drink?!
  • Salt can be used for more than just food.
  • Every house should have salt. Both for food and drinks.
  • We bring you the best salt.
  • You’re going to need salt every single day.
  • Making every bite and sip tasty.
  • Use this salt as a garnish as well.
  • Our salt is best for food and drinks.
  • The finest crystals that money could buy.
  • Work up the best concoctions with salt.
  • Best for the food on your table and drinks on your glass.
  • Every margarita needs salt to complete it.
  • Completes your food… and your drink.
  • Salt and a margarita are the perfect combination.

Lime Captions

Cut limes.

  • When life gives you limes, make margaritas.
  • Limes are an essential part of a margarita.
  • A little lime is all it takes to make it delicious.
  • Complete your drink with a bit of lime.
  • One lime is all it takes.
  • A wedge of lime will elevate your drink.
  • One lime a day can make everyday okay.
  • Add a little zest to your life.
  • You’re going to love citrus in your drink.
  • Some people need love. I need lime.
  • When in doubt, add lime to your tequila.
  • A lime a day keeps the drinks coming.
  • Adding lime can add pure freshness to your margarita.
  • Love and lime are what make life great.
  • Lime juice makes everything taste fresh.

Margarita Quotes

  • “If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that’s what I did.” – Steve Guttenberg
  • “When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say “we’re ready for you” and I say “oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches.” You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, “well, he’s drinking again.”” – Bill Murray
  • “My doctor was like, ‘Any questions?’ And I was like, ‘Yes! When can I drink please?!’ I just want a margarita.” – Keira Knightley
  • “That’s what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.” – Chelsea Handler
  • “If life gives you limes, make margaritas.” – Jimmy Buffett

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  • “We usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since it’s Tuesday I’ll make an exception.” – Chelsea Handler
  • “The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chilies , a Spanish omelet or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert.” – Hunter S. Thompson
  • “Margaritas are my favorite. And my fiance makes them just perfect.” – Garance Dore
  • “If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!” – James Franco
  • “Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane.” – Tom Feeney

Funny Margarita Quotes

  • “A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it.” – Denise Richards
  • “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” – Amy Neftzger
  • “To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.” – Demetri Martin
  • “Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita” – Maxine

“If you’re like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable.” – Dave Barry

  • “I don’t want to sit around by the pool luxuriating with a margarita. That’s just not what I want to do.” – Nicolas Cage
  • “The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash of some kind of an agave or orange juice.” – Mario Batali
  • “I believe – to the best of my recollection, anyway – that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.” – Anthony Bourdain
  • “I’d secretly hoped a margarita would magically appear in my hand, but that would mean I would have to put down the remote, and God knew that was not going to happen.” – Darynda Jones
  • “There’s really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.” – Will Forte

Margarita Puns

  • Some want to be wined. I want to be margarita’d.
  • The weatherman predicts that today is a perfect day to enjoy a margarita or two.
  • Say thanks to the lime for keeping you fit.
  • All roads lead to margaritas.
  • Think carefully. Avoid making pour decisions.
  • Take your birthday with a grain of salt, a few limes, and a lot of margaritas.
  • What’s the difference between a man and a margarita? Margarita hits the spot every time.

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  • Things to do today: 1) Drink margaritas. 2) Drink more margaritas.
  • I wonder if there is a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me too.
  • Margaritas are the answer, but I don’t remember the question.
  • Always take life with a grain of salt,… plus a slice of lemon,… and a shot of tequila.
  • Exercise makes you look and feel good … so does a margarita, your choice!
  • Don’t be shy, send that 12th unanswered text! Love, Margarita.
  • I love water. Especially frozen into ice cubes. Blended with tequila. I love margaritas.
  • Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two margaritas usually do.

Tequila Captions

Two shots of tequila and lime.

  • When life gets too salty, add a little tequila and lime.
  • Tequila a day keeps the worries away.
  • Nothing brings people together like good tequila.
  • Tequila is a highly versatile drink.
  • If one can marry tequila, I would.
  • Save precious water. Drink tequila.
  • Tequila – helping people lower their standards since its invention.
  • Do you know what fixes everything? Tequila.
  • Salt, tequila, lime. Repeat.
  • Drinking tequila because adulting is hard.
  • Before anything else, tequila.
  • Tequila is the juice of the gods.
  • Wanna be smart in no time? Drink tequila.
  • When everyone says you can’t dance, tequila says otherwise.
  • There’s no such thing as too much tequila.

Bar Captions

A big bar of alcohol bottles.

  • Time flies when you’re at a bar.
  • Keep calm and give yourself a drink.
  • Whenever you’re feeling down, the bar’s always open.
  • Going to the bar is always a good idea.
  • Cheers to pour decisions.
  • Pour quality pic, high quality friends.
  • Sip happens when you’re at a bar.
  • Be happy for this moment.
  • No time for sadness in this bar!
  • It’s beginning to look a lot like drinking.
  • A bar is heaven on earth.
  • Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.
  • Move over, coffee. Today is a day for alcohol.
  • Great love affairs start in a bar.
  • Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of drinking.

Margarita Hashtags

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  • #tequila
  • #tacos
  • #mexicanfood
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  • #cocktails
  • #happyhour
  • #drinks
  • #cocktail
  • #yummy
  • #mixology
  • #margaritaday
  • #mexico
  • #mexican
  • #cheers
  • #tequilashots
  • #bar
  • #tequilatime
  • #mexicanrestaurant
  • #comidamexicana
  • #margaritatime
  • #margs
  • #cincodemayo
  • #mojitos
  • #bartender
  • #guacamole
  • #delicious
  • #party
  • #dinner
  • #instagood

Much has been said and sang about the margarita. One of my personal favorite songs is “One Margarita” by Luke Bryan. “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off” by Joe Nichols is another favorite about a gal who lets go of her inhibitions after enjoying a few sips of the beverage. Let me know your favorite margarita related song by mentioning me on social media.