Not sure how to describe a cold can of beer on social media? I can help you solve this first-world problem.

US beer consumers manage to gulp an average 72.7 liters each per year so I know there are a lot of you struggling with this issue. North Dakota (my home state) has the highest consumption per capita at 45.8 gallons per person. Based on my experience growing up and going to college here, I’d say that’s accurate.

I put together a collection of the best possible captions to capture an evening or day of drinking beer. Use these at your best judgment sharing these on social media websites like Instagram or Facebook.

Beer Hashtags for Instagram

  • #beer
  • #beergeek
  • #beerlover
  • #beerlovers
  • #beerme
  • #beerporn
  • #beersofinstagram
  • #beerstagram
  • #beertime
  • #beertography
  • #bier
  • #birra
  • #brewery
  • #cerveja
  • #cerveza
  • #cheersbeers
  • #craftbeer
  • #craftbeerlife
  • #craftbeerlover
  • #drinklocal
  • #instabeer
  • #ipa
  • #beerbeauty
  • #loveofbeer
  • #ilovebeer
  • #beerhashtags
  • #fortheloveobeer
  • #beerygood
  • #lovin’beer
  • #beer-love
  • #beerophilia
  • #beer’n’booze
  • #goforbeer
  • #beerforlove
  • #mine’sabeer

A big beer.

Beer Captions

  • A man who lies about beer makes enemies.
  • A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • Don’t underestimate the healing power of a strong beer. It gives you far more satisfaction and comfort than therapy.
  • Drink triple, see double, act single.
  • Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean: against bars, tables, chairs and poles.
  • Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.
  • Each new ale I try is un-beerlievable.
  • Everything just tastes better when we’re together.
  • Finishing the race is optional finishing your beer is not.
  • For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
  • Friends don’t let friends go thirsty
  • Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
  • Good people drink good beer.
  • Have it warm or chilled.
  • He was a wise man who invented beer
  • Heading to a brewery and drinking flights of beer is all I have left on my bucket list before this year ends.
  • Here’s to those who missed out because the drinks are bringing back all of the good memories.
  • History flows forward on rivers of beer.
  • Hydrate responsibly.
  • I am only chasing two things this weekend: beer from my local pub and my crazy friends.
  • I love you more than beer.And I love beer a lot.
  • I must be having deja brew.
  • I’m in my hoppy place right now.
  • I’m just here for the pretzels.
  • I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

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  • It has just the perfect amount of alcohol.
  • Lager at its purest.
  • Life is too short to drink bad beer.
  • Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
  • Our friendship is more like a sisterhood at this pint.
  • Race and rock at beer o’clock.
  • Step aside coffee This is a job for alcohol.
  • Tastes best when chilled.
  • That makes you lager than life.
  • They said, Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer, so we did.
  • This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
  • This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.
  • To beer, or not to beer That is the question.
  • Today I was a hero, I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
  • Watch me sip, watch me lay lay.
  • Will run for beer.
  • Wish you were beer.
  • Without you, life would be unBEERable.
  • You just can’t have one beer
  • You put the beer in the coconut and drink it all up. You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.

IPA Captions

  • A jar of ale is worth a thousand glasses of plain water It helps me keep reality at bay and good health far away.
  • A taste you will love.
  • Ale hello there, beer.
  • Ale hello there, IPA.
  • Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.
  • Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy IPA.
  • Because your soul keeps wanting more
  • Beer is not the answer. Beer is the Question. Yes is the answer.
  • Customized to satisfy.
  • Don’t worry, be hoppy.
  • Each new ale I try is un-beer-lievable.
  • Felt crafty, might delete later.
  • Go green hops!
  • IPA is made from hops. Hops are plants. Therefore, beer is a salad.
  • IPA, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
  • IPA. A class by itself.
  • It burns when IPA.
  • Love is ale we need.
  • Made from malt of roots.
  • My day is a little hazy after two IPAs.
  • Rich in taste. Rich in quality.
  • Save the ales.
  • So many blends to choose from.
  • Stout, Stout, let it all out!
  • Wish you were beer

Light Beer Captions

  • Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life’s a bitch, light beer’s… just never gonna work, dude!
  • Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: “You’ve just killed a small animal. It’s time for a light beer.”
  • Clear eyes, full cups, can’t lose!
  • Friends don’t let friends drink light beer!
  • Good people drink good beer. Light beer is not good.
  • Hop-position to real beer starts with a light beer
  • Light beer – because I’m a pansy pretending to be a real man.
  • Light beer is a hop-tical illusion
  • Light beer is proof that the devil really is here on earth!
  • Light beer is the only thing that I cannot drink.
  • Light beer won’t help me exercise my drinking arm.
  • Light does not equal right.
  • People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer – they just like to pee a lot!
  • The only thing light beer is good for is cooking.
  • When God said “Let there be light” he was NOT talking about beer.
  • Who needs light beer? No alcohol, no taste, no thanks!
  • You are me best bud(light).
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The beer flight.

Dark Beer Captions

  • Dark beer has food value, but food has no beer value.
  • Dark beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without any beer.
  • Dark beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.
  • Don’t be such a sissy, try dark beer.
  • Fizzy yellow beer is for wussies.
  • I don’t think I’ve drunk enough dark beer to understand that.
  • In a study, scientists report that drinking dark beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
  • It takes dark beer to make a thirst worthwhile.
  • There are starving children in Africa who would love to have that beer – now drink it you ingrate!
  • There is nothing in the world like the first taste of dark beer.
  • Well, I never met a dark beer I didn’t drink. And down it goes.
  • What’s the matter, lager-boy? afraid you’ll taste something?
  • Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

Craft Beer Captions

  • A divine blend of malt and flavors.
  • A soulful experience.
  • Craft Beer makes me hoppy.
  • Craft beers are my hoppy place.
  • Crafted from the finest malt.
  • Crafting out the future of beer.
  • Crafting today for tomorrow’s pleasure.
  • Feelin’ hoppy about this situation.
  • Hey there hops stuff.
  • Hippity hoppity.
  • Let’s get crafty.
  • Let’s make this craft float.
  • Making beer like this is a craft, not a job.
  • Microbrewing for the love of it.
  • The craft is all about the beer.
  • The perfectly crafted blend of malt and hops.
  • This is what I mean when I say I’m a crafty person.

Funny Beer Captions

  • A beer for you and everyone around you.
  • A jar of ale is worth a thousand glasses of plain water It helps me keep reality at bay and good health far
  • After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up.
  • Another delicious Busch Latte!
  • B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat
  • Because “Friday” rhymes with “beer”.
  • Beer doesn’t have many vitamins, which is why you need to drink lots of it.
  • Beer for any time of the day and night
  • Beer reasonable, ale I want is a drink.
  • Beer when you’re near.

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  • Even of the god of thunder drinks this.
  • Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe in having another beer.
  • Getting hopped up.
  • Hello? Is it beer you’re looking for?
  • I don’t even believe myself when I say I’m just having one beer.
  • I drink to cure what ales me.
  • I got 99 problems and beer solves every one of them
  • I only drink beer on days that end in “Y”.
  • I want someone to look at me the way I look at this pint of beer.
  • In a world full of doctors and therapists, it would be better to act like a beer.
  • Life is brewtiful.
  • My favorite type of beer is “another one”.
  • Save the earth, it’s the only planet with beer!
  • Save Water – Drink Beer!
  • Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
  • Tingling your taste buds but not pinching your wallet.
  • Without you life would be un-beerable.

Brewery Captions

  • A brand for the new generations.
  • A brew that everyone cherishes.
  • Brewed to perfection
  • Compassionately brewed.
  • Crafted to perfection.
  • Every beer lover’s favorite.
  • From one of the oldest breweries around.
  • Have you tasted the finest beer yet?
  • I knew you could brew it.
  • Just brew it!
  • Life is brew-tiful
  • Love brew very much, beer.
  • Thank brew very much for being you.
  • The beer you can’t do without.
  • The place where beer is made into perfection.
  • Who cares how the sausage is made? How is the beer made?
  • You better beer-lieve we went to a brewery.

Beer Garden Captions

  • A beer garden is not where you grow beer.
  • Beer gardens are nature’s way of saying “Have another beer”.
  • Beer Gardens are the greatest.
  • Keg stand in this beer garden?
  • Beer in the garden with friends.
  • Beer in the garden?
  • Drink with nature, go to the beer garden.

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  • Even the Garden of Eden had beer!
  • Every garden lover’s dream is a beer to go with it.
  • Have garden will beer.
  • King of the Beer Garden
  • Summer is what beer gardens are all about.
  • The point of a beer garden is to drink beer, not to do gardening.
  • This pub has beer and it has a garden.

Beer Pong Captions

  • Ain’t no party like a beer pong party
  • Beer pong champion!
  • Beer pong makes everything better.
  • Beer pong. It’s not a game, it’s a way of life.
  • Beer pong: Don’t forget to wash your balls.
  • Beer Pong: It’s all about getting your balls wet!
  • Beer pong: proof that sports and alcohol and sports do mix!
  • Clear eyes, full glass, can’t lose!
  • Grab your balls and let’s play.
  • I don’t always drink beer, but when I do I dominate a game of beer pong.
  • I sink ’em, you drink ’em!
  • If beer pong were an Olympic sport, I’d have more medals than Michael Phelps.
  • Keep Calm and play Beer Pong!
  • Keep calm and play beer pong.
  • The best beer is served for free in red solo cup.
  • There’s no crying in beer pong.
  • Welcome to the Pong Zone!
  • Win or loose, we came for the booze.
  • You bring the beer, I’ll bring the pong.

Beer Olympics Captions

  • Beer Olympics Champion
  • Beer Olympics: The one where we blacked out.
  • Beer Olympics: where drinking is our national sport.
  • Beer: Just Drink It!
  • Champions of volleybeer, softbeer, and drinking beer
  • Drink, run, repeat
  • Finishing the race is optional– finishing your beer is not
  • First I drank the beer. Then I flipped the cup. Then, we conquered.
  • First I drink the beer. Then I flip the cup.
  • Going for Gold, getting Brown.
  • Got the hops to win.
  • Let the Games begin…
  • Olympics: only beer can make it better.
  • Race and rock at beer o’clock
  • To beer or not to beer– that is a silly question
  • Will run for beer
  • Win or Lose, we came for the booze.

Beer and a Zoom call.

Quotes about Beer

  • “A bottle of beer contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” ? Louis Pasteur
  • “A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” ? Czech Proverb
  • “A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.” ? Queen Elizabeth I

“As to the way of life of the English, they are somewhat impolite, for they belch at the table without shame. They consume great quantities of beer.” ? Father Etienne Perlin

  • “Beer … a high and mighty liquor.” ? Julius Caesar
  • “Beer is an improvement on water itself.” ? Grant Johnson
  • “Beer may cause you to digress – and lead a happier life.” ? Michael Jackson
  • “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” ? Thomas Jefferson
  • “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” ? Jack Nicholson
  • “Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.” ? David Rains Wallace
  • “Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!” ? Bill Owen
  • “He was a wise man who invented beer.” ? Plato
  • “I work until beer o’clock.” ? Stephen King

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  • “I’ve always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.” ? Rudyard Wheatley
  • “I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.” ? Sid Vicious
  • “Most people hate the taste of beer-to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.” ? Winston Churchill
  • “Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.” ? Dwight D. Eisenhower
  • “There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.” ? Stephen Morris
  • “There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.” ? Bill Carter
  • “They who drink beer will think beer.” ? Washington Irving

“This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption… Beer!” ? Friar Tuck

  • “Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” ? Martin Luther
  • “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” ? Dave Barry
  • “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.” ? Frank Zappa

Beer with Friends Quotes

  • A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a beer in it.
  • Beer: because you never make great friends drinking water.
  • BFF – Beer Friends Forever.
  • Drink Good beer with Good friends.
  • Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh.
  • Drinks are best when mixed with friends!
  • Everyone needs that one friend who’ll get drunk with you, for no reason at all.
  • For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.
  • Friends are therapists you can drink with.
  • Friends bring happiness into your life. Good friends bring beer too.
  • Friendship is sitting over a drink and forgetting the worries in life.
  • Friendship is… sitting over a drink and forgetting the worries in life.
  • Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Good friends take your drink away when they think you’ve had too much. Best friends say, B***ch, you better drink that! We don’t waste the nectar of the gods.

  • Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.
  • Here’s to the nights we can’t remember with the friends we’ll never forget.
  • I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.
  • I only go drinking with my closest friends, or with completely random strangers.
  • I’m so sick and tired of my friends who can’t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three times.
  • I’ve got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases the blues away.
  • If i ever go missing, I want my picture on the wine bottle instead of a milk cartoon. This way, my friends will know I’m missing.
  • If you don’t drink how will your friends know you love them at 2 a.m.?
  • It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking. One of them is the arrival of a friend.
  • Just remember if we get caught drinking, you’re deaf and I can’t speak English.
  • Keep calm and drink with friends.
  • My drinking friends have a camping problem.

My friends are the best friends. Loyal, willing and able. Now let’s go to drinking! All the glasses off the table.

  • My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst.
  • Sometimes the best therapy is drinking and talking shit with your besties.
  • The act of drinking beer with friends is the highest form of art.
  • The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.
  • There are two types of people in this world. People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.
  • There is always time for a beer with good friends.
  • When I saw you drinking, I knew we’d be friends.
  • You are only as strong as the alcohol you drink, the tables you dance on and the friends that hold you together.
  • You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions.
  • You drink too much, swear too much, and have questionable morals. You’ve everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.